Shakespeare Insult Quotes

Shakespeare Insult Quotes: A Unique Collection of William Shakespeare's best insults for all your insult needs.

All Quotes by William Shakespeare. The work they come from is listed after the quote.


You abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. -Coriolanus


More of your conversation would infect my brain. -Coriolanus


Thou mis-shapen dick! -Henry VI, Part Three


You should be women and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so. -Macbeth


Thou art as loathsome as a toad. -Titus Andronicus


He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind. -The Comedy of Errors


Thou art as fat as butter. -Henry IV, Part One


There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger. -Coriolanus


Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. -Othello


Thou leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish-pouch. -Henry IV, Part One


Methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon you. -All's Well That Ends Well


You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave. -All's Well that Ends Well


Away, you three inch fool. -Taming of the Shrew


It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. -Macbeth


I do desire we may be better strangers. - As You Like It


Take you me for a sponge? -Hamlet


Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese. -All’s Well That Ends Well


You, minion, you are too saucy. -Two Gentlemen Of Verona


Take her away; for she hath lived too long, To fill the world with vicious qualities. -Henry VI, Part One


You are a tedious fool. -Measure for Measure


Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows. -Troilus and Cressida


I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands. -Timon of Athens


Thou art the best of cut-throats. -Macbeth


Thou lump of foul deformity! -Richard III


Out of my sight! thou dost infect my eyes. -Richard III


You are strangely troublesome. -Henry VIII


You have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness. -Much Ado About Nothing


She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults. -Two Gentlemen of Verona


Thou art a Castilian King urinal! -The Merry Wives of Windsor


Thou unfit for any place but hell. -Richard III


Peace, ye fat guts. -Henry IV, Part One


Why, this hath not a finger's dignity. -Troilus and Cressida


Thou cream faced loon. -Macbeth


A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. -King Lear


You Scullion. You Rampallian. You Frustilarian. I'll tickle your chatastrophe. -Henry IV, Part Two


Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch. -King Lear


There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune. -Henry IV, Part One


Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mungril bitch. -King Lear


You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge! -The Taming of the Shrew


I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets. -As You Like It


I do wish thou were a dog, that I might love thee something. -Timon of Athens

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